when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words