#dicks

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

Why can’t I forget you the way you forgot me?
10 word story #8 (via fucking-stoked)

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

mikey-x-wolfie:

inkedupkicks:

ugh i love her

dang.