#dicks
so-personal:

everything personal♡

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.
(via gothics)
Sometimes, saying “Goodbye” is like saying “Let’s stop hurting each other.”
(via keinekraftzumleben)

frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

breakinq:

following back tons♡
goldenhuff:

dzy-cloud:

∿

GOLD

slutsy:

i want a kiss

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be